Canal Roach: Trapped in a Sisyphean Loop - Pt.18

Now every angler has a favourite fishing spot. Some choose vast reservoirs. Others prefer commercial fisheries and mud muddles however during the close season(s) I have spent many a happy hour beside the Stratford-upon-Avon Canal, quietly contemplating life, watching the float, and occasionally remembering that I am actually supposed to be catching fish. What I sometimes forget is that the canal I enjoy so much (well apart from the dog poo), very nearly vanished before I even born.

You see the Stratford-upon-Avon Canal was originally completed in the early nineteenth century, providing an important transport route between Birmingham and the Warwickshire countryside. 

For decades it carried coal, timber, agricultural produce and all manner of goods. Working boats moved steadily through the locks, and the canal became an important part of the region's industrial and agricultural life.

Like many British canals, however, its fortunes declined with the arrival of the railways and later the motor car. Commercial traffic gradually disappeared, maintenance budgets shrank, and sections of the waterway fell into disrepair. 

By the middle of the twentieth century, the southern section of the canal looked less like a navigation and more like an elongated rubbish tip.

The situation became particularly serious in 1948 when the Great Western Railway sought to close the canal permanently. 

In a remarkable episode that has since become legendary among waterways enthusiasts, protesters and canoers challenged the closure plans. Armed with a recently purchased toll ticket, they demonstrated that the public still possessed a statutory right of navigation. 

It was a small piece of paper that helped prevent the canal from disappearing forever. For the next decade, uncertainty continued to hang over the waterway. 

Locks deteriorated, vegetation spread unchecked, and many people assumed that closure was only a matter of time. Had events taken a slightly different course, the canal might have been filled in altogether, leaving future generations with little more than photographs and memories.

Then came the turning point.

In 1959, the National Trust stepped in and acquired the derelict fifteen-mile southern section. Responsibility for the restoration was placed in the capable hands of canal enthusiast David Hutchings, whose determination would become one of the defining stories of the British waterways movement.

What followed was nothing short of extraordinary. Working with an incredibly limited budget, Hutchings pioneered the large-scale use of volunteers. Weekend after weekend, ordinary people arrived armed with shovels, wheelbarrows and enthusiasm. 

They were joined by personnel from the Army and RAF, along with prisoners from Winson Green Prison. Together they tackled a task that many experts believed impossible.

The figures remain astonishing. More than 17,000 tons of rubbish and debris were removed from the canal. Thirty-six neglected locks required extensive repair. Collapsed structures had to be rebuilt. Overgrown sections had to be cleared. What had been written off as a lost cause slowly began to resemble a functioning waterway once again.

Even the lock gates became part of the restoration legend. Traditional gates were expected to cost far more than the project could afford. Instead, a local firm in Wootton Wawen was commissioned to build them at a fraction of the anticipated price. It was practical, community-minded thinking of exactly the kind that kept the restoration alive.

As the years passed, progress accelerated. More volunteers joined the effort. Public support grew. What had begun as an ambitious rescue mission was becoming a national success story.

Then came the great day.

On 11 July 1964, with the restoration complete and navigation fully restored, Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother officially reopened the Stratford-upon-Avon Canal. Around 20,000 spectators gathered to witness the occasion. It was a moment of triumph not only for the canal itself but also for everyone who had devoted countless hours to saving it.

The reopening sent a powerful message across Britain. It demonstrated that canals were not obsolete relics destined for burial beneath roads and housing estates. They were valuable pieces of heritage that could be restored and enjoyed by future generations. The success of Stratford-upon-Avon became one of the major inspirations behind the modern canal preservation movement.

Eight years later, in 1972, Mick entered the world.

This timing is important.

Had the restoration failed, I might have grown up never knowing the canal existed. Instead of spending his later years pursuing roach, zander and the occasional fish of highly questionable size, I might been  found wandering around a housing estate wondering why roads had such peculiar curves and why local place names contained references to locks that no longer existed.

Fortunately, the volunteers had already done the hard work.

As I grew up, the canal remained exactly where it was supposed to be: winding peacefully through the Warwickshire countryside, carrying boats rather than weeds, attracting visitors rather than demolition plans. By the time stewardship eventually passed to British Waterways and later the Canal & River Trust, the waterway had become firmly established as one of Britain's restoration success stories.

So today, when I settle into a favourite fishing position and confidently predict that "they'll start feeding any minute now," I am benefiting from thousands of hours of volunteer labour performed years before I was born. Every cast owes something to the people who dug out the rubbish, repaired the locks and refused to accept that the canal's story was over.

So while most anglers spend their time thanking lucky floats, favourite rods or secret bait recipes, I will raise raise a respectful cup of tea to David Hutchings, all those volunteers, the National Trust, the Inland Waterways Association and, of course, Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother. Without their efforts, the Stratford-upon-Avon Canal might have become little more than a footnote in history, and I would have been left explaining the principles of Piscatorial Quagswagging to a duck pond and a Zander wouldn't have graced my landing net. 

Now with the weather looking about as cheerful as a tax demand and a breeze stiff enough to straighten a corkscrew, I found myself once again wandering down to the legendary Tramp Alley. The venue lived up to its name immediately as I passed a gentleman of no fixed abode with all his possessions on his bike who later relocated to a nearby bench for what appeared to be a championship-level nap.

Armed with maggots and optimism which is usually a dangerous combination I settled in and began fishing. The first bite came quickly. Unfortunately, the fish appeared to have somewhere more important to be and promptly dropped off before introductions could be made.

Undeterred, I lowered another bait into the murky depths. Not long afterwards the float lifted perfectly. I struck and all hell broke loose. The fish tore off to the left, then the right, then seemingly attempted to swim into next week. For a moment I wondered whether I'd hooked an escaped piranha. Eventually a splendid canal roach rolled into the net, nudging just under the pound mark. A cracking fish and proof that not everything in Tramp Alley is slightly suspicious.

Naturally, having dragged such a fine specimen from the swim, I expected the floodgates to open. This expectation lasted approximately three minutes before reality arrived carrying a large hammer. The bites dried up completely. Over the next couple of hours a skimmer and a small hybrid put in token appearances, seemingly out of sympathy.

 Faced with a swim as lively as a cemetery at midnight, I relocated to the chub peg. 

Historically this area has been reasonably reliable, which of course guaranteed it would fish terribly on this particular occasion. 

After half an hour of staring at an unmoving float and questioning my life choices, I finally connected with another hard-fighting hybrid.

And that, as they say, was that.

By now the towpath had become busier than a supermarket on pension day. Cyclists, dog walkers, joggers and assorted wanderers were appearing from every direction. It seemed a sensible moment to retreat before somebody rode through my keepnet.

So the final tally wasn't exactly one for the record books. A handful of bites, long periods of staring into space and enough inactivity to qualify as meditation. Still, a lovely roach and a decent hybrid saved the day. Not prolific by any stretch, but as every canal angler knows, sometimes success is measured not by the number of fish caught, but by catching anything at all while retaining your sanity.

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Canal Roach: Trapped in a Sisyphean Loop - Pt.17

Back in April I decided to revisit one of my favourite stretches of canal, a place packed with memories and fishy achievements. This was the pound that had produced my personal best roach, a fish so improbably large that I spent longer staring at the scales than I did actually celebrating. It was one of those captures that gets filed away in the memory bank forever, alongside first cars, first pints and the occasional spectacular angling disaster. 

Naturally I expected to arrive, have a wander, admire the scenery and perhaps daydream about another red-finned monster appearing one day. Instead, I rounded the corner and was greeted by something that looked less like a canal and more like an archaeological excavation.

The entire 500-metre stretch between the locks was empty. Not low. Not shallow. Not carrying less water than normal. Empty. Completely and utterly devoid of the very thing canals are generally famous for containing. Water. The scene was surreal. Mud stretched from bank to bank, old shopping trolleys sat exposed like forgotten relics from a lost civilisation and every discarded lure, lead and hook from the past twenty years suddenly became visible. 

It looked as though the canal had decided to empty its pockets onto the floor and reveal all of its embarrassing secrets in one go. I half expected Sir David Attenborough to emerge from behind a bush and begin narrating.

My eyes soon fell upon the lower lock where the mystery quickly became less mysterious. There, as plain as day, was an open paddle. It was rather like arriving home to discover your front door wide open, muddy footprints across the carpet and a burglar standing in the kitchen holding your television. The evidence could scarcely have been more obvious. The water had escaped through the lock and taken a prolonged holiday elsewhere. 

Looking at the scene I couldn't help but think of Hans Brinker, the legendary Little Dutch Boy who supposedly saved his town by plugging a leak with his finger. Sadly there was no Hans on duty that day. Either he'd retired, transferred departments or simply looked at the situation and decided it was somebody else's problem.

The immediate question occupying my mind wasn't about lock maintenance or canal engineering. It was much more important than that. Where on earth had all the fish gone? This wasn't just any old stretch of water. This place contained roach, perch, bream, carp and enough silver fish to keep a pleasure angler happy for years. 

Fish don't simply disappear overnight, at least not without filling in the appropriate paperwork. I spent the next hour wandering up and down the exposed canal bed searching for clues. The only creature that appeared remotely informed was a heron standing motionless near the far bank with the expression of someone who had just won the lottery.

That heron knew something. I am absolutely convinced of it. While I shuffled around looking bewildered, it stood there radiating quiet confidence. It reminded me of one of those old detectives in television dramas who has already solved the crime while everyone else is still interviewing witnesses. Every now and then it would stare into a shallow puddle before returning to its statuesque pose. 

Meanwhile I was peering into muddy depressions hoping to spot a fish. The occasional ripple appeared in isolated pools, enough to suggest there was still life present, but nowhere near enough to satisfy my curiosity. The heron looked well fed. I looked confused. Between us, only one of us was having a successful day. I fished the pound for a while where the fish would have been emptied in to, not a sausage !! ☻

For weeks afterwards I found myself wondering about that canal. Normal people spend their spare moments thinking about holidays, home improvements or perhaps what to have for dinner. Anglers, however, are not normal people. I found myself constructing increasingly elaborate theories regarding the fate of the fish population.

Perhaps they had all retreated into the deepest holes and survived quite happily. Perhaps the canal authorities had carried out a rescue operation. Perhaps the roach had formed a governing council and organised an orderly evacuation. At one point I became so invested in the mystery that I almost convinced myself the carp had marched single file into the adjacent stream and established a new colony.

The frustrating thing was that this wasn't merely another fishing venue. It was a place layered with memories. The stretch was bordered by wild garlic which erupted every spring in such quantities that the entire towpath smelled like an Italian restaurant. The scent drifted across the water while birds sang from the hedgerows and the occasional fish rolled beneath overhanging branches. 

It was one of those locations where time seemed to slow down. You could sit for hours watching a float and somehow never feel bored. Places like that become far more than fishing spots. They become old friends.

 The canal had also been the setting for one of my longest-running carp campaigns. Every angler has a fish that gets under their skin and occupies their thoughts far more than is healthy. Mine lived here. 

For what felt like years it appeared determined to avoid capture while simultaneously making occasional appearances simply to remind me it existed. 

I spent countless sessions trying to outwit it, usually returning home convinced that the carp possessed a better understanding of angling tactics than I did. When I finally caught it, the sense of satisfaction was immense. It felt less like landing a fish and more like concluding lengthy peace negotiations between two stubborn nations.

Adjacent to the canal runs a delightful little stream, another gem hidden away from the modern world. The dace in there fight far above their weight and the roach can grow surprisingly large. Best of all, there is absolutely no mobile phone signal whatsoever. Some people regard that as an inconvenience. I regard it as a luxury. 

There is something wonderfully liberating about being completely unreachable for a few hours. No emails demanding urgent attention. No notifications informing you that somebody you've never met has posted a photograph of their lunch. Just the sound of flowing water and the occasional splash from a fish going about its business.

Eventually curiosity got the better of me. The mystery had lingered long enough. Then came a Friday where I finished work at midday, having already completed my hours for the week. The weather looked decent, my fishing gear was ready and the canal was calling. 

I gathered a bag of maggots, some liquidised bread and a simple groundbait mix before heading off. This wasn't a grand expedition requiring military-level planning. 

It was more of a fact-finding mission. My objective was straightforward. I wanted proof that fish still inhabited the place. One bite would do. One fish would settle months of speculation.

As I approached the canal my expectations remained modest. I wasn't dreaming of record-breaking catches or heroic tales for the angling press. I simply wanted reassurance. 

The sort of reassurance that only a quivering float can provide. Looking across the water, now thankfully restored to its rightful location, it was difficult to believe the same stretch had been bone dry only weeks earlier. 

The wild garlic was flourishing, birds flitted through the trees and the whole place appeared calm and healthy. Nature, as usual, seemed entirely unconcerned by the dramatic events that had caused me so much head-scratching.

Settling into the swim felt like returning home after a long absence. The familiar sights and sounds immediately rekindled memories of previous sessions. I mixed the groundbait, fed a few maggots and watched the surface carefully. Every swirl, every shadow and every tiny movement suddenly seemed significant. 

The anticipation wasn't really about catching fish anymore. It was about discovering whether the place still possessed the same magic. Anglers become attached to waters in peculiar ways. We measure our lives through them. Certain swims become associated with certain years, certain captures and certain moments that remain vivid decades later.

The float settled upright and I found myself smiling at the absurdity of it all. Most people would have forgotten about the drained canal within a day or two. I had spent weeks and weeks pondering the welfare of fish that probably hadn't given the matter a second thought. Such is the peculiar mindset of anglers. 

We become emotionally invested in stretches of water, fish populations and swims that the wider world barely notices. Looking back, perhaps the greatest mystery wasn't where the fish had gone. Perhaps the real mystery was why a grown adult could spend so much time worrying about them. Then again, if anglers were sensible people, we'd probably have chosen a different hobby.

The pound had all the visual appeal of a washing machine on spin cycle. A brisk chop rattled across the surface making float watching about as easy as reading a newspaper through a hedge. Nevertheless, confidence remained high. After all, I'd come armed with a generous helping of groundbait and liquidised bread, enough to attract anything with fins, scales, or a vague interest in carbohydrates. I also slipped a healthy dose of the mix beside a promising line of reeds, hoping word would spread amongst the local fish population.

Settling into the first swim, it wasn't long before the float performed that wonderful little manoeuvre known to anglers everywhere as the "lift bite". It's the sort of indication that instantly transforms a man from mildly interested observer into Olympic-grade striker. The rod bent over and a solid fish charged off before popping to the surface rather quicker than expected. It fought gamely enough to suggest a roach-bream hybrid and after a spirited scrap eventually surrendered to the net.

Upon closer inspection, the poor old thing looked like it had recently lost an argument with half the wildlife in the county. An unpleasant wound adorned one flank and several freeloading flesh-eating passengers had moved in without permission. Feeling charitable, I evicted the squatters and sent the fish on its way, hopefully somewhat relieved and perhaps with a slightly improved opinion of anglers.

Naturally, after such a promising start I expected the floodgates to open. The fish, however, had apparently not received the memo. Forty-five minutes passed with only a few half-hearted indications that could best be described as fish shrugging. Eventually I decided enough was enough and marched over to the prebaited swim by the reeds, convinced that glory awaited. 

Within seconds of casting, the float vanished with all the subtlety of a submarine crash-diving. I struck, felt a fish, and immediately lost it. The tiny hook had barely introduced itself before the fish departed. A few carefully selected words were muttered towards the reeds.

Back out it went.

Twenty seconds later the float disappeared again. This time I connected with something considerably more serious. 

he fish tore off along the reeds to my right like it had remembered an urgent appointment elsewhere. The rod hooped over magnificently. 

For one glorious moment I imagined a proper specimen. Then, just as quickly, everything went limp. The hook pulled free and the line went slack.

Damn it.

Again.

The fish had played me beautifully. Somewhere beneath those reeds a fish was undoubtedly laughing itself breathless while recounting the story to its mates.

Despite the disappointment, spirits remained high. Not long ago this pound had all the life of an abandoned bathtub. Now I'd landed one fish and lost two more in fairly short order. That alone felt like a victory. The mission had been accomplished. Proof existed that fish still inhabited the water and weren't merely mythical creatures spoken of in hushed tones by local anglers.

I gave the far side of the reeds another half-hour, but by now the boat traffic had increased to the point where every passing vessel seemed determined to generate its own weather system. The fish switched off, the bites dried up, and the whole affair began to resemble hard work.

With that, I packed away and headed home via the Stratford Alehouse. Blank avoided, fish located, and evidence gathered that the once-empty pound still held life. Sometimes that's more than enough.

Happy days indeed.

Canal Roach: Trapped in a Sisyphean Loop - Pt.16

A friend at work asked me the other day why I still fish canals when I’m not exactly emptying a keepnet after every session. Fair question really. Modern anglers seem to judge success entirely by whether they need a forklift truck to get the fish back into the water, not by completing a quest to catch a stone loach like I did, or how many likes on Instagram they get. Take good mate Nic from Avon Angling for instance who caught a cracking four-pound crucian the other day. Absolute belter. Fish of a lifetime for many anglers. Each to their own though, whatever floats you're boat, and what works for you.

Now I told Nic straight afterwards his next move should be buying a lottery ticket because luck like that only comes round once every Halley’s Comet, well unless you're Nic, because it does seem to happen quite a lot for him.

Problem is, now the venue which was busy anyway now resembles the evacuation scene from Dunkirk. Word gets around, doesn’t it? One decent fish appears on Facebook, YouTube or the dreaded Instagram and suddenly every “specimen hunter” within a fifty-mile radius arrives armed like they’re invading a small country. Pot hunters and all that. 

Rod pods, bite alarms, three-rod set-ups, buckets of pellets and more electronic equipment than NASA had during the moon landing. You can practically hear the crucians underwater. “Oh no. Not those method feeders again.” The poor fish must feel like they’re trapped in a never-ending episode of Groundhog Day. Every five minutes another golf-ball-sized lump of fishmeal crashes into the lake bed while some bloke in camouflage mutters about “building a swim”.

Building a swim? It’s a fishing peg, not an extension on a semi-detached in Wolverhampton. But Nic  and this is where experience matters ignored all that fashionable nonsense. Didn’t sit there behind two motionless rods staring at bobbing'less bobbins like a pensioner waiting for the kettle to boil.

No, he fished properly. A float. A couple of maggots. Watching the water. Old school. And the crucians probably thought, “Hang on lads, this one’s feeding us actual food instead of compressed hedgehog pellets.” Then one of them wandered over all curious-like. “Ooh look Barry, two lovely red maggots.” Five seconds later: “Barry… I’ve made a terrible mistake, damn it !!”

That’s the thing with modern fishing. Everyone follows trends like frightened sheep in waterproofs. One bloke catches on a feeder and suddenly nobody under the age of forty remembers floats exist. I'm guilty of it from time to time, and to be honest there is no getting away from it.

I'm tempted to turn up with a centrepin reel however the other anglers would likely report me to the Angling Trust as some sort of historical reenactor.

Which brings me neatly to canals. I moan about canals as you know, but there are positives because most anglers avoid them like tax audits and family karaoke nights. There’s peace from other rod wavers on the canals. Solitude. Proper atmosphere. 

Often just me, the towpath, a few suspicious ducks and occasionally a dog walker, jogger, biker or gongoozler looking at my landing net resting a fish as though I’m illegally farming minnows. I don’t want anglers either side of me. I don’t want four blokes opposite discussing politics at the volume of an RAF flypast. I don’t want bite alarms sounding every eleven seconds like a reversing lorry convention. And I definitely don’t want to hear somebody explain cryptocurrency while spodding half a tonne of hemp into a lake.

Apparently this makes me a misanthrope, because I probably am. Now that word gets thrown around a lot these days. People assume a misanthrope hates humanity. Not true at all. I don’t hate people, I'm one of those ravers to the grave after all (Next gig in two weeks is Leftfield). Hate takes energy and frankly most people aren’t worth the calories. I simply prefer avoiding humanity where possible. 😁 (I Jest !!)

I’m perfectly polite. I’ll help somebody if they’re struggling. I’ll say hello. I’ll even untangle someone’s disastrous bird’s nest of line while silently judging every life decision that led them there. A professor once described misanthropy beautifully: “To a misanthrope, most people are about as interesting as a really good sandwich.”

 You know the sort. Bloke turns up. “Any out?” No mate, the fish collectively decided to observe Ramadan. Then there’s the tactical genius who asks what bait you’re using immediately after you catch one. 

As if revealing “double maggot” unlocks some ancient mystical code hidden by the Knights Templar. No, Bob. The bait isn’t the issue. 

The issue is you’ve cast twelve times in four minutes and frightened everything except the shopping trolley in the margins. Still, perhaps I’m what you’d call an optimistic misanthrope.

I like people best when they’re over there somewhere. Ideally several postcodes away.

Which is why canals suit me in the closed season I suppose. No bivvies. No glowing tents. No twenty-four-hour carp syndicate veterans discussing bait protein levels like sports scientists. 

Just quiet water and small fish with proper manners. And truth be told, there’s something wonderfully honest about canal roach fishing. 

No glamour. No sponsorship deals. Nobody making dramatic YouTube thumbnails with their mouth hanging open like they’ve just witnessed the Second Coming. Just manky mongrels in the main with the odd gem, delicate floats and occasional existential despair.

Perfect really. So yes, this optimistic misanthrope fancies some fishing again. The canal awaits. Roach are once more on the agenda. Somewhere out there beneath the murky water swims a fish roughly the size of a digestive biscuit that’s about to ruin my entire afternoon. I'd been watching the weather forecast like a bookmaker watches a favourite in the last furlong. 

With the tackle still in the car after the weekend's outing and a handful of maggots left over, I was desperately hoping the rain would give me a couple of hours on the stretch after work where I'd recently lost what I still claim was a carp. Mind you, anglers have been promoting lost fish ever since the first one got away, so it may well have been a particularly ambitious bream.

The last session had been one of those maddening affairs where bites came thick and fast but fish seemed determined to avoid any formal introduction. Fishing large pieces of bread, I had enough float movements to keep my hopes alive, but precious little attached to the end of the line when I struck. 

This time I had maggots. Not many, but enough to convince myself that they were the missing piece of the puzzle. Anglers are wonderfully optimistic creatures. Give us half a pint of maggots and we'll happily overlook the fact that the fish ignored us completely only three days earlier.

Would the maggots do better than the bread? I had no idea. But they couldn't do much worse, unless they climbed off the hook and swam away themselves.

Now there was rain predicted on the drive home from work. "Light rain," they said. A mere inconvenience. A gentle shower. A slight moistening of the atmosphere. Well, a few miles from the spot that "light rain" transformed itself into the sort of biblical downpour that had old blokes checking for pairs of animals walking past. The windscreen wipers were waving the white flag and visibility had reduced to approximately three inches. Damn it.

Naturally, being a man of sound judgement and impeccable decision-making, I carried on regardless. Arriving at the canal, I sat in the car waiting for the rain to ease and ventured out for a quick gander. At that precise moment a boat emerged from nowhere and ploughed straight through the swim I'd planned to fish. Not content with that, it was already heading for the next lock. It was 5pm after all. What did you expect, Mick? A deserted canal and fish queuing up to jump into the landing net?

Thankfully the rain eased off, so I got set up. Maggots, liquidised bread and a bit of groundbait were introduced to proceedings while I plonked the float in the middle track where the canal is all of three feet deep. 

To my astonishment, within ten minutes the float lifted in a manner that screamed "strike now, you fool!" Naturally, I missed it. Fortunately the fish were feeling charitable and another bite followed shortly afterwards. This time the float slid away to the left and I connected with a fish. A small perch emerged from water the colour of builder's tea. Quite how it saw the bait remains one of life's great mysteries.

The float went back out and soon disappeared again. This fish put up a proper scrap and I convinced myself I'd hooked a decent hybrid. As usual, I was wrong. It was a slab of a bream, fully equipped with enough slime to lubricate a medium-sized tractor. The landing net may never recover.

Then disaster struck. The unmistakable sound of a lock being opened somewhere up the cut signalled the arrival of every canal angler's favourite event. Within minutes the canal transformed from a peaceful waterway into the lower reaches of the River Amazon. The float was charging downstream like it had somewhere important to be and, right on cue, a boat appeared. It thundered through the swim without so much as lifting the throttle. Cheers mate. Much appreciated.

Plan B was required. I fed a margin swim to my left which remained vaguely fishable while the rest of the canal resembled a flood relief channel. Twenty minutes passed waiting for the lock to shut and the water to calm down. Unsurprisingly the main line was now deader than my hopes of an uninterrupted evening's fishing.

With curfew approaching and two hours gone, I dropped the float into the margin as a last throw of the dice. Instantly a bite on the drop. Naturally I missed it, although I did manage to briefly inconvenience the fish with the hook point. Lowering the rig back into the two feet of water, I waited. A few minutes later the float buried itself and this time I connected with a proper swinger that rounded the session off nicely.

Was it worth driving through monsoon conditions, watching boats destroy the swim, enduring canal turbulence usually associated with shipping lanes and spending half the session waiting for water to settle? Most definitely. The rain stayed away, the fish fed despite the chocolate-coloured water and, for once, the canal allowed me to leave with a smile rather than a fresh collection of excuses. 

No roach though, I might be wasting my time here !!