The Martian reported back to his leader after a fact- finding mission on Earth.
"The Earthlings have a very strange custom, O Six- Headed One,' he said. "They call it fishing.
'Lots of them work very hard so that they can buy strange wands and sharp hooks. They also buy great quantities of the foods they call bread, cheese, sausages, and also the larvae of a blue flying insect.
"Then they go down to the waterside and, in a mass ritual, throw much of this food upon the water. Some of it, also, they stick on the sharp hooks which are attached by lines to the wands.
'In this manner they capture quantities of water-dwelling creatures called fish, which according to my information are nourishing as food."
'Interesting,' said the leader. 'And what do they do with these fish creatures?'
'When the ceremony is over,' said the Martian, 'they throw them all alive back into the water again." The 18 eyes in the Leader's six heads narrowed to slits and he quivered with rage.
'They told me!' he screamed. 'They told me before you set off for Earth and I should have listened.
Next time I'll send somebody sober!'
It was mild at around 9 degrees and rather nice when the sun came out but the sun sadly put a kibosh on proceedings. The chub just didn't seem to be interested, even the small fish for that matter because even those didn't seem to be up for nibbling at the bread either, well apart from the odd swim.
Drones or UAP 's Mick. ... Russians , Chinese or other worldly beings . Project blue beam maybe .
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I’m still wondering if Keith Starmer is a factor here Baz, he’s definitely some sort of humanoid and things have amplified of late since he’s come to power 🤣
DeleteI've got him down as a psychotic Narcissist . Completely devoid of human emotion so possible a 'Drone' pilot ....
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